McDonald's - I'm Lovin' It
To counter these vicious attacks, McDonalds paired up with the governments of several nations to add subliminal messages to music, movies and television programs telling us to continue going to McDonalds. The government and McDonalds have a very close relationship, because both are great advocates of liberty and laissez faire economics. Also, McDonalds donates billions of dollars to help the government with heath care, and in return the governments of these countries allow it to hide their ads in the media, especially public television and radio. The governments obviously know what they’re doing, because the health system in each of the participating nations has improved dramatically in recent years.
The Milkshake Diet
The Milkshake diet is a revolutionary new way of helping you lose those unwanted pounds with ease and pleasure. It has been kept a secret since its birth in the spring of 2005. Only a select few have heard of its wonders until now… when you can become more acquainted with its genius via this blog.
It originated in Manchester, England, the former home of David Beckham and Posh Spice (the most fit/skinny couple in the world), and soon after made its way to Europe and North America.
This is what the diet entails. But remember, you have to strictly keep to it to see the results.
Skip out on breakfast.
The idea was inspired by a slim-fast commercial from back in the 90s. But since most people find slim fast to taste rather gross, it was replaced by milkshakes from McDonalds because they taste so much better. Some have criticized this idea, or have not taken it seriously, but it makes complete and utter sense.
Less food means less weight no matter how you look at it, so you might as well eat food that fills you up and tastes good, as long as it’s smaller in volume.
How can McDonalds Milkshakes be so good for you?
The studies on this subject have not yet been released, but we know from inside sources the secrets behind these very healthy, yet yummy, beverages. On top of the calcium from the milk substitute (remember, milk is bad for you, so stop drinking it) contained in the milkshakes, each delicious gulp you take is full of protein from bird feathersEach milkshake contains a substantial amount of crushed up bird feathers. They are ground up so finely that they just smooth right into the mixture. Sometimes, they do not completely blend in, and that is why the milkshakes turn out grainy. These are still good, so don’t worry about drinking them. They may feel more like slurpees, and slurpees are yummy and actually even more healthy than milkshakes. So each milkshake is jammed packed with calcium from the milk substitute and protein from bird feathers, and that always makes for a healthy combination.
So give this diet a try. You’ll be happy you did as you’re sipping on yummyness while losing weight. 
In recent decades of rapid globalization McDonalds has been dotting the earth with its golden arches. From Tokyo to New York and Moscow to Buenos Aires, the aroma of golden french fries has been filling the air. Today there are McDonald’s restaurants in nations where once economic freedom seemed but a distant fantasy. This global chain has built bridges across political ravines, and has knit together the hearts of ideological rivals. But more than just spreading the ideas of the free market along with its Big Macs, it has touched the hearts of millions of people around the globe.
Why do we all love McDonalds so very much?
Why do we all love McDonalds so very much?
The answer is simple: it’s delicious, yet healthy.
Research shows that people are actually finding themselves more healthy, and are losing weight from regularly eating food from McDonald’s.
As previously mentioned in this blog, many items on the McDonald’s menu contain carbs, and carbs are good for your health and weight loss. The calories contained in the food simply get eaten away by all the carbs that are in each meal. McDonalds truly is a wonderful creation.
Supersize me????
There has been some criticism of McDonald’s for making the world obese, but these opinions have no validity whatsoever.
The movie “Supersize Me” is a bit of a dramatization to say the least. See, many businesses were, and still are, losing money because people love McDonalds so much for its deliciously healthy food.
So the movie was produced to deter people from McDonalds, and to distribute its profits to grocery stores and other restaurants, but this did not work. The truth speaks louder than words (especially untruthful words) and that is why McDonald’s remains a booming business to this day.
This evil propaganda movie had no chance in turning any of us off of McDonald’s with its lies. Watching Morgan Spurlock eat all that glorious food only makes any normal human being just crave it more. How could anyone even resist pausing the movie for a quick McDonald’s run to pick up some french fries and a McFleury.
As previously mentioned in this blog, many items on the McDonald’s menu contain carbs, and carbs are good for your health and weight loss. The calories contained in the food simply get eaten away by all the carbs that are in each meal. McDonalds truly is a wonderful creation.
Supersize me????
There has been some criticism of McDonald’s for making the world obese, but these opinions have no validity whatsoever.
The movie “Supersize Me” is a bit of a dramatization to say the least. See, many businesses were, and still are, losing money because people love McDonalds so much for its deliciously healthy food.
So the movie was produced to deter people from McDonalds, and to distribute its profits to grocery stores and other restaurants, but this did not work. The truth speaks louder than words (especially untruthful words) and that is why McDonald’s remains a booming business to this day.
This evil propaganda movie had no chance in turning any of us off of McDonald’s with its lies. Watching Morgan Spurlock eat all that glorious food only makes any normal human being just crave it more. How could anyone even resist pausing the movie for a quick McDonald’s run to pick up some french fries and a McFleury.
To counter these vicious attacks, McDonalds paired up with the governments of several nations to add subliminal messages to music, movies and television programs telling us to continue going to McDonalds. The government and McDonalds have a very close relationship, because both are great advocates of liberty and laissez faire economics. Also, McDonalds donates billions of dollars to help the government with heath care, and in return the governments of these countries allow it to hide their ads in the media, especially public television and radio. The governments obviously know what they’re doing, because the health system in each of the participating nations has improved dramatically in recent years. The Milkshake Diet
The Milkshake diet is a revolutionary new way of helping you lose those unwanted pounds with ease and pleasure. It has been kept a secret since its birth in the spring of 2005. Only a select few have heard of its wonders until now… when you can become more acquainted with its genius via this blog.
It originated in Manchester, England, the former home of David Beckham and Posh Spice (the most fit/skinny couple in the world), and soon after made its way to Europe and North America.
This is what the diet entails. But remember, you have to strictly keep to it to see the results.
Skip out on breakfast.
No breakfast = 0 calories
Studies have shown that eating early in the day is not good for your metabolism. After hours of sleep, your body has slowed down drastically, so your metabolism needs a few hours to adjust to your body being awake before it begins working at its regular pace to process the food you eat in the morning.
Have a McDonalds milkshake for lunch.
(Preferably the banana flavoured milkshakes. Some restaurants do not carry them, but if you can find one that does, stick to it. Bananas are a carb and therefore slightly more healthy than vanilla or chocolate, so you can drink them completely guilt free.)
The milkshake you drink for lunch will keep you full until dinner time. So instead of eating the calories worth of an entire meal and random snacks throughout the day, you just drink ONE milkshake. Less food = less weight gain.
Eat what you normally would for dinner.
To boost the effects of this diet, stick to starchy foods that are high in carbs.
Studies have shown that eating early in the day is not good for your metabolism. After hours of sleep, your body has slowed down drastically, so your metabolism needs a few hours to adjust to your body being awake before it begins working at its regular pace to process the food you eat in the morning.
Have a McDonalds milkshake for lunch.
(Preferably the banana flavoured milkshakes. Some restaurants do not carry them, but if you can find one that does, stick to it. Bananas are a carb and therefore slightly more healthy than vanilla or chocolate, so you can drink them completely guilt free.)
The milkshake you drink for lunch will keep you full until dinner time. So instead of eating the calories worth of an entire meal and random snacks throughout the day, you just drink ONE milkshake. Less food = less weight gain.
Eat what you normally would for dinner.
To boost the effects of this diet, stick to starchy foods that are high in carbs.
The idea was inspired by a slim-fast commercial from back in the 90s. But since most people find slim fast to taste rather gross, it was replaced by milkshakes from McDonalds because they taste so much better. Some have criticized this idea, or have not taken it seriously, but it makes complete and utter sense.
Less food means less weight no matter how you look at it, so you might as well eat food that fills you up and tastes good, as long as it’s smaller in volume.
How can McDonalds Milkshakes be so good for you?
The studies on this subject have not yet been released, but we know from inside sources the secrets behind these very healthy, yet yummy, beverages. On top of the calcium from the milk substitute (remember, milk is bad for you, so stop drinking it) contained in the milkshakes, each delicious gulp you take is full of protein from bird feathersEach milkshake contains a substantial amount of crushed up bird feathers. They are ground up so finely that they just smooth right into the mixture. Sometimes, they do not completely blend in, and that is why the milkshakes turn out grainy. These are still good, so don’t worry about drinking them. They may feel more like slurpees, and slurpees are yummy and actually even more healthy than milkshakes. So each milkshake is jammed packed with calcium from the milk substitute and protein from bird feathers, and that always makes for a healthy combination.
So give this diet a try. You’ll be happy you did as you’re sipping on yummyness while losing weight.
Are you fucking retarded?
ReplyDeleteWith all due respect, this report is way to biased to be published. As an editor, I would like to know how much did they paid you for writing this (or if you were expecting it to be paid IF they read it. Your nutrition information is baseless. I believe you need to understand what a "carb" is, subliminal messages. I won't continue as it is a waste of time to even continue reading.
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